Is it better to be

Is it better to be happy and cold blooded, or unhappy and warm blooded.

I really want shoes that

I really want shoes that can instantly turn into roller blades. Not those chinsy shoes with the tiny wheel that flips out, but real roller blades.

I noticed on my flight

I noticed on my flight during safety demo that oxygen masks now have calming green color. Much better than sea of red which screams "you're F'ed"

My flight is delayed two

My flight is delayed two hours so I am stuck in chicago. Looks like more than half of the flights are delayed. Time for golf on my PSP :)

That stewardess had a few

That stewardess had a few bolts loose.